Tuesday, October 25, 2022

The last thing Bob saw before he was squished by a giraffe hoof

 


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  1. Bears, giraffes, etc. Bob should be more careful.

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    1. It'll stomp a mudhole in your ass, then walk it dry.

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  2. Didn't some teenager just get stomped to death by one?

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  3. Look up and imagine getting hit in the forehead by one of this bad boy's fecal bombs.

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  4. I want to see Bob. Is he 6 inches tall?

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  5. Nah. Bob threw a grappling hook around its neck, ascended upwards, used his lightsaber to slash open the hatch on the underside, and threw a grenade into the cleverly-camouflaged Imperial AT-AT personnel carrier.

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