And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
The last thing Bob saw before he was squished by a giraffe hoof
Nah. Bob threw a grappling hook around its neck, ascended upwards, used his lightsaber to slash open the hatch on the underside, and threw a grenade into the cleverly-camouflaged Imperial AT-AT personnel carrier.
Bears, giraffes, etc. Bob should be more careful.
ReplyDeleteIt'll stomp a mudhole in your ass, then walk it dry.
DeleteDidn't some teenager just get stomped to death by one?
ReplyDeleteLook up and imagine getting hit in the forehead by one of this bad boy's fecal bombs.
ReplyDeleteI want to see Bob. Is he 6 inches tall?
ReplyDeleteBob's your uncle
DeleteNah. Bob threw a grappling hook around its neck, ascended upwards, used his lightsaber to slash open the hatch on the underside, and threw a grenade into the cleverly-camouflaged Imperial AT-AT personnel carrier.
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