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Most of the time the turtles are merely curious and not being aggressive. That is fortunate because their sharp edged mouths can easily take off a finger.
Tastes like chicken ...
I'll bet that still hurts.
One way of getting rid of that 'underarm flab'
Nothing quite like having a wild animal grab you with it's mouth and not let go.
Around here, sea turtles are second only to manatees in the amount of disruption they cause. Nobody ever warns about keeping away from a turtle because they'll bite a chunk of flesh off your arm.
Flesh eating sea turtles...it might be transmitting the plague.
Tastes great.....Less filling!
The wings are good in a pinch, but if I was Donatello I'd gone for the plump breast meat.
Measuring BMI in Tahiti is done with a bit more skin in the game, so to speak.