And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Traveling the interstate in the slow lane, I guess I wasn't going fast enough for the clown behind me. He tried to go through me. In the mirror I saw his hood crumple. Then as he backed off, I saw his front bumper barely hanging on. I slowed to pull over and he slowed too. But he bolted off the offramp. I watch as he ran over his own bumper after it finally gave loose. Whatta maroon.
Since I had pulled over and was stopped, I thought I should look at my bumper. Not even a scratch. I honestly couldn't tell see where he had hit me. Dodge bumpers FTW.
I've installed a trailer hitch, ball mount, and ball on every car & truck I've owned. Minor taps in stop and go traffic where the car behind gets out of sync don't end well for the other guy.
I have stopped at the grocery store where I pulled through the parking spot since it was empty. I was only inside about 15 minutes as I was picking up a prescription. When I came out I had a Honda bumper on my trailer hitch very similar to the one above but in blue.
Assistant scout master in Huntsville had a microbus with railroad tie bumbers and 60000000000000 candlepower headlights recessed behind them. I won't say he went out of the way looking for jerks but they knew it when they found him.
Traveling the interstate in the slow lane, I guess I wasn't going fast enough for the clown behind me. He tried to go through me. In the mirror I saw his hood crumple. Then as he backed off, I saw his front bumper barely hanging on. I slowed to pull over and he slowed too. But he bolted off the offramp. I watch as he ran over his own bumper after it finally gave loose. Whatta maroon.
ReplyDeleteSince I had pulled over and was stopped, I thought I should look at my bumper. Not even a scratch. I honestly couldn't tell see where he had hit me. Dodge bumpers FTW.
I've installed a trailer hitch, ball mount, and ball on every car & truck I've owned. Minor taps in stop and go traffic where the car behind gets out of sync don't end well for the other guy.
ReplyDeleteI have stopped at the grocery store where I pulled through the parking spot since it was empty. I was only inside about 15 minutes as I was picking up a prescription. When I came out I had a Honda bumper on my trailer hitch very similar to the one above but in blue.
ReplyDeleteAssistant scout master in Huntsville had a microbus with railroad tie bumbers and 60000000000000 candlepower headlights recessed behind them. I won't say he went out of the way looking for jerks but they knew it when they found him.
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