Saturday, April 26, 2025

Fartix? Who comes up with these names?

 



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9 comments:

  1. The idea came to him with the ninth fart.

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  2. A native Mandarin speaker with little English coined the name.

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  3. Amazon requires sellers to have a "brand". It could be a legitimate company in China, a person in China or a person in the United States repackaging the product from China. Amazon will AI generate a name for you but you must have a brand name. https://sellercentral.amazon.com/brand-name-generator

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  4. Wow almost a million lumens. That's probably a lot, is there a recoil?

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  5. Chinamen come up with the names. Why promote buying Chinese anyway?
    BUY AMERICAN!
    They steal our intellectual property, run InTel Ops against us, hit us with tariffs, and are on the losing end of a trade deficit. Ya I know, it’s challenging to not buy Chinese, they flood us with cheap sh*t. Oh and TikTok brain rot apps.

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    1. slanty eyed little fuckin' slavers----

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  6. Can't improve on those comments already written.

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  7. Unless you are planning on lighting up the entire campsite, canyon, forest, mountain, national park, etc. nearly 1000000 lumens seems like massive overkill. Great for performing surgery at the campsite probably.

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  8. I've always wanted a WW2 carbon arc anti-aircraft searchlight.
    But the cost, and the size, ruled that out. (besides, she said no!)
    According to the ratings, this would be the next best thing!
    In the real world, the gent who runs a YouTube channel called "The Torque Test Channel" has tested a number of lights and as expected, found the that the real lumen numbers are a fraction of what is advertised.

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