And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Some people leave that thing sitting on the counter all the time - nasty animals that they are. We have one but I don't remember the last time it was used and it stays parked in a lower cabinet somewhere.
An ex always left hers on the counter. One morning she pushed the lever on a single slice, and five seconds later a mouse popped out, his tail on fire. Little sumbitch was fast!
Your toaster is burning the underside of your wall cabinets. Take a look and see. Nasty! If I eat anything in the morning it is fresh fruits. Toast eaters have fat asses.
Country of Origin is China...
ReplyDeleteThen you'd better get it now...
DeleteThere's need, and there's want. We don't "need" the crap coming from chinkland
DeleteI am going to get a 1950s toaster from an estate sale
DeleteAI toaster? I think I saw that one on Red Dwarf.
ReplyDeleteRetro Robotic Toaster
ReplyDeleteSome people leave that thing sitting on the counter all the time - nasty animals that they are. We have one but I don't remember the last time it was used and it stays parked in a lower cabinet somewhere.
ReplyDeleteOur Krups toaster stays out on the counter and is used almost every morning.
DeleteAn ex always left hers on the counter. One morning she pushed the lever on a single slice, and five seconds later a mouse popped out, his tail on fire. Little sumbitch was fast!
DeleteYour toaster is burning the underside of your wall cabinets.
DeleteTake a look and see. Nasty!
If I eat anything in the morning it is fresh fruits.
Toast eaters have fat asses.
It listens and talks -XMT
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