Monday, March 17, 2025

Not gonna win that battle

 


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  1. Stop being so crabby…

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  2. May be an optimist, but I don't think Conan there has a pot big enough.

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  3. " Not gonna win that battle"......,eh,perhaps not,but with that said the final act of defiance is epic!

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  4. But if he does, that claw meat gone be lit!

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  5. Why not? Run underneath and slice open the underside! Cut! Hack! Parry! Thrust! Die, crab, die!
    -JLM

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    1. Exactly like real estate and gunshots, the three keys to sword tip punctures are location, location, and location.

      If you get it right, you dine on crab. If not, crab dines on you.
      So it's a fair fight.

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  6. Bring friends, and butter, lots of butter.

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  7. I'll take Conan and cracked crab for dinner....

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  8. Shades of Roger Corman. IYKYK.

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  9. Giant crab boiled and eaten on "Mysterious Island" by escaped Civll War prisoners, 1960's flick about Nemo. I don't recall if they had butter.

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