Friday, February 7, 2025

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! This is a happy post.

 


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  1. Before we left So. Cal., 10 yrs ago, we had a rescue, miniature, pot belly piglet. He showed up, we rescued him, named him Kevin. We stuck him in the dog yard with our 3 female watch dogs, they didn't eat him because he was a baby. He grew to about the size of the lucky pig above. Shortly, he's just part of the pack. He doesn't remember anything pig, so he imprints on dog, acts like a dog. A new UPS guy shows up, dutifully gives the 3 dogs lined up at the fence a biscuit, starts to leave, Kevin, also lined up at the fence, protests! UPS guy jerks around, eyes wide! "Did that pig just bark at me?!" Me: "Yes he did, where's his treat?"
    He dutifully retrieves another biscuit, Kevin takes it carefully, not rude, because the bitches taught him manners. He earned some minor scars around the head and shoulders learning those manners.
    When we left for Tennessee, we found a pot belly pig rescue shelter (of course we did, So. Cal. has every kind of rescue shelter). Hell, there was a BIG cat shelter within 20 miles of us in Alpine. ANYWAY, the pig rescue was THRILLED that Kevin was not neutered, they needed fresh DNA, he was heir to a harem....and everybody lived happily ever after.

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  2. Potbellies dont have much meat on them, lot of fat, tiny pork chops, bacon is almost all fat, but they taste great. Cute little critters. Easy to raise.

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  3. 'Merika! Hell Yeah!!!

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  4. My response to this young lady's exclamation: "This is the greatest day of my life" would be: "Hope in darlin' we can go somewhere where I will make it an even greater!!!"

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