Monday, January 6, 2025

Farm Girl will till your field

 


31 comments:

  1. And I’d let her…

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  2. ---her hat's-----oh never mind------

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  3. Has she practiced proper seat sanitation? Especially women, for as yet unknown reasons, can catch a unique disease from an unsanitized tractor seat.

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    1. That's a fact. And sittin' on THAT seat is like sittin' on a wet sponge.

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  4. She may wear her hat sideways as long as she is tilling....

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  5. Maybe whoever complains that the hat is on backwards can switch over to saying the fingernail polish has been put on upside down. ../s

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    1. Yeah, that's a daily occurrence anymore... That joke has lost its luster.

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  6. tractor looks like a mid 1970’s john deere in the 100 horse power range.
    possibly a 4230 or close

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  7. I come for the girl picture, I get tractor identification :)

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  8. Darn, the tractor seats look exactly like mine. Oh well

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    1. A JD seat that was not in an enclosed cab had a life of 4 or so years. We had a late 60's 65 HP JD tractor that was a dedicated hay mower on the farm 50 years ago.

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  9. I'd love to plow that field!!!

    ***SIGH!!!***

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    1. I was waiting for someone to mention plowing.

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    2. I bet she plows her husbands field and the field of many side boyfriends

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  10. As for the tractor, I can start it up, drive it, and inspect it to pretty much know what I am buying. As for the female, I dont have enough judgement to comment.

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  11. With a tractor like that, she'll make some young man a good wife.

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  12. The nails are the tip-off that she's likely never driven anything as high-powered as even a riding lawnmower.
    She's cute, certainly, but stolen valor is still stolen valor.

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    1. Dunno….my girlfriend is an airplane mechanic and has nails like that. I know how badly she beats her hands up some days; we worked together for years. It’s how we met. And those boots have actual wear on ‘em… I, for one, think this one probably knows the difference between straw and hay.

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    2. The boots caught my eye as well. I don't fancy her really (older and sensible) but I'd give her the time of day to talk about farming if she was a farm girl.

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    3. Those nails are popular with cuckold wives

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    4. the fingernails are glued on, so there is no information to be derived from them.

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  13. True wife material right there men. Fit, feminine. Mercy. - Snakepit

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  14. I'd plow her field too.

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    1. Cuckold wives?

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    2. Women who can do real work, farm hands, older tractors, worn boots, happy and fresh smiles, yet still very feminine. Maybe not in your experience, Nony Mouse.

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  16. y'all say what you will, but I suspect she'd put knots on your head faster than you could rub them!

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  17. No piercings, with the possibility of her ears, no visible ink.
    Acceptable.

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