Thursday, September 8, 2022

Hieroglyphic writing on the wall of the mortuary temple of Ramesses III at Medinet Habu on the western bank of Luxor, Egypt, built around 1186-1156 BC

 


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  1. Translation:

    We want to talk about an extended warranty on your chariot for the afterlife.

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    1. “Did you know the warranty on your chariot was about to expire? Don’t allow unplanned expenses to ruin your plans…”

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  2. It reads like the terms in your average auto extended warranty.

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  3. There used to be a full wall from Queen Hatshepsut's tomb in the Royal Ontario Museum. I would sit in front of it for hours studying it, imagining what it said. I finally found out. It was a list of tribute gifts and obligations from various countries and nobles. A gift list!

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  4. If the position of two blocks bottom right are reversed the entire wall can be translated as a Norm MacDonald yarn ending with the punchline, "the light was on."

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  5. It says don't take the brown acid.

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