And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
And on those black and yellow illegal aliens running in traffic signs.
Make large ones and put them up at the boundaries of homeless encampments.
Stick them at cemeteries and on hearses, and on tombstones.
Put them on the Vacancy and For Lease signs on empty retail spaces. And right underneath every Going Out Of Business sign you see.
Stick them on the marquees at the airport announcing flight cancellations.
Put them on the fronts of streetside newspaper racks, which never have cheery headlines, but rather always doom and gloom.
Stick them on the covers of book jackets for every new bestseller promising economic ruin.
Stick them on magazine covers showing off dudes pretending to be women swimsuit models and athletes, and any newsmagazine with pictures of flaming riots, refugees, or Islamic calamity.
I could go through hundreds of those stickers in the course of an ordinary day.
And for the bonus pile-on, make stickers of Shrillary, ideally in green-faced Wicked Witch Of The West Wing makeup, same caption, and put them on every headline when another Clinton Family Crime Syndicate whistleblower gets Arkancided, by shooting himself in the back of the head three times.
Made in and sold from ...
ReplyDeleteGreen Garden, Baoye City, No. 88, Tongling Road, Yaohai District, Hefei City, Anhui Province, China.
Haha! They should say 'Made in China' right up front.
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah!
DeleteIn more ways than one!
DeleteI’ve been leaving them on gas pumps. It salves the wound, slightly.
ReplyDeleteI started pasting these on pumps every time I fill up. I've noticed that no one is removing them. Lets go Brandon!
ReplyDeleteEveryone says gas pumps.
ReplyDeleteToo easy.
Try the price tags at the supermarket.
And on those black and yellow illegal aliens running in traffic signs.
Make large ones and put them up at the boundaries of homeless encampments.
Stick them at cemeteries and on hearses, and on tombstones.
Put them on the Vacancy and For Lease signs on empty retail spaces.
And right underneath every Going Out Of Business sign you see.
Stick them on the marquees at the airport announcing flight cancellations.
Put them on the fronts of streetside newspaper racks, which never have cheery headlines, but rather always doom and gloom.
Stick them on the covers of book jackets for every new bestseller promising economic ruin.
Stick them on magazine covers showing off dudes pretending to be women swimsuit models and athletes, and any newsmagazine with pictures of flaming riots, refugees, or Islamic calamity.
I could go through hundreds of those stickers in the course of an ordinary day.
The possibilities are endless.
Unfortunately.
And for the bonus pile-on, make stickers of Shrillary, ideally in green-faced Wicked Witch Of The West Wing makeup, same caption, and put them on every headline when another Clinton Family Crime Syndicate whistleblower gets Arkancided, by shooting himself in the back of the head three times.
DeleteStock those deep.