Detail from the Manishtushu Obelisk, a four-sided stele made of diorite.
The obelisk was made by Manishtushu, son of Sargon the Great, of the Akkadian Empire, who ruled circa 2270-2255 BC. As a spoil of war, the stele was taken to Susa by the Elamite king Shutruk-Nakhunte in the 12th century BC.
“We are trying to contact you about your war chariot warranty, which about to expire!”
ReplyDeleteBut what does it say?
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I'll bet Keith Richards could decipher it.
ReplyDeleteWell, he is probably quoted on it, so, yeah....
DeleteOoo eee ooo aaah zing zang wallah wallah Bing bang
ReplyDeleteBet ya did'nt know that Sargon was the son of Cain who was the son of Satan from the garden of Eden. Really, its true.
ReplyDeleteBusiness records, as usual for surviving hieroglyphics that have been translated.
ReplyDeleteIt’s a CVS receipt
ReplyDeleteMy fish is bigger than yours. No it's not, my fish is bigger than yours, no it's not....
ReplyDeleteLassie sucked eggs
ReplyDeletefor a good time cuniform susa
ReplyDeleteMake Akkadia Great Again? :-)
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