Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Concussion guaranteed, but how many broken bones?

 


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  1. I’m no doctor, but I play one on TV, so I will guess a few bones in the face and skull, as well as the upper right arm and probable right collarbone. The legs are also candidates for some injuries. Good luck to the idiot.

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  2. Another stellar example of 'stupid SHOULD hurt'.

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  3. Looks like somewhere in Europe so he'll be fine; free national healthcare and a permanent disability pension. Hell, he'll probably even get a new wheelchair every few years.

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  4. An other failed attempt of 'suicide for YouTube'

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  5. Death by Covid, it is, then.

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  6. Mama used to say: Stupid is what stupid does.

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  7. Missed by THAT much.

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  8. As a homeowner, I'd be frigging pissed that he broke something on the roof line. You can see some shards of something falling after he hit the edge. There's a reason old fogies like myself don't want parkour and skateboard punks doing stunts in public spaces, they frequently break crap that we have to pay for. And if they did that to my house, I'd be adding a few more injuries to his body.

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    1. I was going to say that if he had landed on that ribbed metal roof there's a good chance he could have done some serious structural damage - blow right through that 1/2" plywood sheathing. As it is, the owner of that building may see their insurance premium rise if that shitstain makes a claim, and in this now litigious society slammed with ambulance chasing parasites he will file a claim.

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  9. I'm going with DRT, (dead tight there). LOTS of foot pounds to the skull, neck, spine. Plus, a bonus, secondary impact with asphalt? painted concrete? from 12 foot elevation.

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  10. It appears that he never hits his head on the roof. Right arm is protecting it.

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