And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I'm thinking I'd have tried to unthread the tip, to lessen the strain on the nose. You know docs prefer you to leave objects in situ until they get to it.
Now for the question that has baffled men since the beginning of time: In a place where men knock back more than a few, WTF is any self-respecting pub owner allowing them to fling sharply-pointed objects at the wall?!? Why not just open a shooting range, or let them juggle lit dynamite? Or bring back lawn darts, and hold tournaments in the parking lot? It would make as much sense. The biggest question is how incidents like these aren't other day.
Well, she did want another more robust piercing to tie a rope to.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that’ll buff right out.
ReplyDeleteSure that wasn't planned?
ReplyDeleteLooking at the picture hurts!
ReplyDeleteYou’ll put your eye out! Almost.
ReplyDeletemaybe her nose thingy was magnetic
ReplyDeleteER pic. Legit.
ReplyDeleteJust when you think you've seen it all...
Maybe she was careless. Maybe the dart thrower had a few too many. Could go either way.
ReplyDeleteThe nose ring says this isn't her first rodeo.
ReplyDeleteThat hurts just to look at!!!
ReplyDeletePretty sure it's just a fashion statement.
ReplyDeleteHow could anyone not grab it and pull it out? I wouldn't be able to leave it in to get to the ER.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking I'd have tried to unthread the tip, to lessen the strain on the nose. You know docs prefer you to leave objects in situ until they get to it.
DeleteBah, it's just a flesh wound. Rub some dirt on it and get back in there.
ReplyDeleteNow for the question that has baffled men since the beginning of time:
ReplyDeleteIn a place where men knock back more than a few, WTF is any self-respecting pub owner allowing them to fling sharply-pointed objects at the wall?!?
Why not just open a shooting range, or let them juggle lit dynamite?
Or bring back lawn darts, and hold tournaments in the parking lot?
It would make as much sense.
The biggest question is how incidents like these aren't other day.
take a valium Karen.
DeleteGives an easy way to put the next nose rings in...
ReplyDeleteThat dart is quite the contraption, more of a story than the "accident" in my view.
ReplyDeleteOh, and anyone who thinks a dart game at a pub is just too, too awfully dangerous should probably stay home and cower. Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm wondering if that photo was taken IN Aesop's ER? He did recognize it, but then, it might have gained a bit of notoriety in his business...
DeleteWouldn't you just pull it out and go home? Put some Neosporin on it in the morning and see what happens. Jeeze, the friggen Millenials.
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