And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
The hardware store I worked at in the 70's call this a "ROOFERS hatchet" when ordered them for restocking. Mainly for SHAKE Shingles? ACE WAS the place.
Now, if only someone could clue in the chuckleheads at Vaughan who keep making the hatchet handles with the grain running sideways, like a moron, which guarantees a shorter lifetime for the handle.
Maybe they could send their brighter retards over to the Louisville Slugger Co., and have the finer points of wood grain explained to them. Perhaps even with a bat upside the head.
"See, Goofus? When I hit you with the grain this way, I break the bat. When I do it with the grain that way, I break your head. Get the difference?"
You can pick up any ten of them at any store, and seven of them will have the grain 90 degrees sideways, and another two run at 45 degrees off either way.
Maybe they could just fire Stevie Wonder from the handle production station, IDK.
Nice long handle for cleaving marshmallow skallz.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's made in AMERICA!
ReplyDeleteDon't leave home without it.
ReplyDeleteVery useful tool.
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ReplyDeleteThe hardware store I worked at in the 70's call this a "ROOFERS hatchet" when ordered them for restocking. Mainly for SHAKE Shingles? ACE WAS the place.
ReplyDeleteI have two of them, just to make sure I can always find one..!
ReplyDeleteCould be useful after all the ammo is gone and we have to go medieval on their asses.
ReplyDeleteNow, if only someone could clue in the chuckleheads at Vaughan who keep making the hatchet handles with the grain running sideways, like a moron, which guarantees a shorter lifetime for the handle.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could send their brighter retards over to the Louisville Slugger Co., and have the finer points of wood grain explained to them. Perhaps even with a bat upside the head.
"See, Goofus? When I hit you with the grain this way, I break the bat. When I do it with the grain that way, I break your head. Get the difference?"
You can pick up any ten of them at any store, and seven of them will have the grain 90 degrees sideways, and another two run at 45 degrees off either way.
Maybe they could just fire Stevie Wonder from the handle production station, IDK.
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