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What's the "Degree of Difficulty" for that dive?
The famed Single Lindy.
That looks like a metaphor for banged up shins.
I used to do that on purpose in the pools around here - would approach the end of the board, do my hurdle and then land with one foot off the edge of the board which would catapult me off the side. I'd land awkwardly and lay in the water for a while as motionless as I could - always good for seeing if the lifeguards were paying attention or not. :-)
That smarts even to watch!