Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
Not much to chose from.
Red hair and freckles....Yummy!
The bad girl is a known quantity, the Good one? Most psychos look nice and appealing...
One will suck your blood, and one will suck your soul.
Neither is what I am looking to have sucked.
Both appear to be from the 60's and correspondingly free of tattoos and piercings. I guess my answer would be "either one, surprise me"
Oh the bad one of course! Has an honest face and it is better to know the devil you dance with then the devil you don't...
Sorry, neither. Both seem to have attitude problem.
the outcome is still the same they suck the life out off you
Are you going to show us the wholesome girl next door?
Yeah, if these two are the only choices, I'll start screwing trees...
One of those is a soulless abomination preying upon the human race. The other is a vampire.
You guys all win the internets for today. And Richie, stay away from pine trees - the splinters...
As most of a certain age or experience have learned, usually the hard way, great sex and batshit crazy more often than not comes in the same package.Pick your poison.
Whew, it's only a blood-sucking vampire! That's a relief, on first glance I thought it was Moochelle!