“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.”
Only a Master of Chess could concentrate on the game, or he's ga*.
I'd be happy to play chest with her.
This is where you sit down with your opponent knowing you will lose, but desperate to play your utmost best just to prolong the game as long as possible....no matter how degraded you will be.
Playing chess with her would be like trying to play poker sitting across from Jennifer Tilly