Monday, October 19, 2015

Compare and contrast

This gal: always up for fun, has your back in any situation, can clean her own fish.

Marry her!


This gal: constant drama, spends all your money and then puts you in debt, demands that you clean her shotgun after a field day.

Plus, she has cigar breath.

Stay far away!


3 comments:

  1. The woman above is a keeper.

    The woman below needs to eat a few breath mints but wear a condom.

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  2. Woman below probably also has ticks. Check carefully.

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  3. LOL, same woman, different day!

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