Wednesday, August 16, 2023

Even if from the Babylon Bee, I get this. How long do I have to pack?

 U.S. — A new study has found that 100% of men would immediately leave their desk jobs if a daring explorer showed up at their place of work and said, “My lad, I am in need of bold adventurers to join me on my tall wooden ship as I attempt to traverse the entire continent of Antarctica.”

The survey found that every single actual man on the planet would immediately log out of Slack, Trello, Zoom, and countless other productivity and connectivity apps, pack their things, and join the dangerous and deadly voyage without a second thought.

18 comments:

  1. Of course. Every WORKING man would join.
    But if they stop WORKING, who is going to pay for the NON-WORKING 'men'?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Even at my age I would be hard pressed to decline such a glorious invitation!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. In the words of Tennyson's Ulysses:

      Come, my friends,
      'T is not too late to seek a newer world.
      Push off, and sitting well in order smite
      The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
      To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
      Of all the western stars, until I die.
      It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
      It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
      And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
      Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
      We are not now that strength which in old days
      Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
      One equal temper of heroic hearts,
      Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
      To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

      Delete
  3. Sorry not me. But if you want to go somewhere warm I'm with you.

    ReplyDelete
  4. You know I'd go. My seabag is packed, so it wouldn't take much.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I would be packed & ready to go.

    ReplyDelete
  6. We want to be the doers of deeds, not chores.
    Al_in_Ottawa

    ReplyDelete
  7. hell yea i would go. i'm old but still usefull. i can cook and treat the sick and injured. i have been longing for one last quest. if i didn't survive i would die happy.
    to die in your sleep, in a bed, is a sad way for a man to leave this world. ya gotta go out with a reason to live.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I'm the kind of guy who would go anywhere just to see it. That works out to mostly dive bars. But. You get the idea.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Nope, wouldn't go. Anyone calling me "lad" has just proven himself nuttier than a Collin Street Bakery fruitcake.

    ReplyDelete
  10. There's a few folks I'd like to see go. . .

    ReplyDelete
  11. Make it an island in the South Pacific and I'm in.

    ReplyDelete
  12. I did it at the age of 25, spent 18 years sailing the seas from the Artic Circle to below the Equator! At 67 years old I would do it again!

    ReplyDelete
  13. I retired last year and immediately took on the Appalachian Trail. God blessed me with health and the ability to walk over 2000 miles. It really was an awesome adventure!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Umm. Traverse Antarctica. By ship.

    Not, "Circumnavigate".

    "All right.", As Ron White would say.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Hmm ... Long journey. All strong, manly, virile men. I'd probably be the only woman. Need a cook?

    ReplyDelete
  16. The Babylon Bee. Been a whole long time since I've seen reference to that sucker.

    Ex#2 was from North Babylon.

    ReplyDelete