Monday, August 28, 2023

Faceplant Imminent

 


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  1. Who didn't do this as a kid? I did.
    Then I went to the hospital and they cut off pieces of my leg and threw it into the trash before they stitched me up.

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  2. Been there, done that. Type 3 collarbone dislocation was the result.

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  3. That would be the best case scenario. Worst case would be to find those handlebars causing a deep penetrating wound somewhere above the waist.

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  4. 2 things, from the mid 60's. one summer the city came through our neighborhood and put in various new utility lines. of course all the backfill from the digging created a myriad of new and challenging bike jumps. the girl across the street tried a jump and crashed. the bike fender sliced her in the "groinal" area and dang near made her a freak of nature with 2 you know whats. damm. o.k. , her brother i guess decided to get even with the bike or show her how us boys did it. i remember watching him pedal hard and hit the dirt ramp and becoming airborne. to enhance his liftoff he jerked up hard on the suicide handlebars. at a height of what appeared to be 6' + the gooseneck of the bike broke. i do remember the look of surprise and then "oh shit" come over his face. the crash was spectacular ! surprisingly he survived the wreck with just some major road rash and gash on his arm, a few stitches. ah, the good 'ol days.

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  5. My brother did this at a high school path covered in course gravel, needless to say he had a scar to remind him of his actions.

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  6. Stupid. About To Hurt. In 3...2...


    This picture is also the encapsulated policy of the Democratic party, 1960-present, inclusive.
    They're the bicycle.
    You're the rider.

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