Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Major's current whereabouts are unknown

Secret Service agents were outraged last year by the White House’s attempt to downplay bite injuries caused by then-first dog Major — even trying to get President Biden to personally pay for a damaged coat, newly released documents show.

Secret Service leaders also sought to keep attack details out of official paperwork — at one point rejecting an agent’s “excessively detailed” account to avoid upsetting the first family — after Major bit agents on eight consecutive days.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki acknowledged just one biting incident at a briefing on March 9, 2021, saying that one day earlier “the first family’s younger dog, Major, was surprised by an unfamiliar person and reacted in a way that resulted in a minor injury to the individual.” 

The March 8 bite actually was the final attack in an eight-day streak and the wounded agent — whose injuries were categorized as “severe” by a colleague — fumed about Psaki’s spin.


A good looking dog, that Major.

“NO I didn’t surprise the dog doing my job by being at [redacted] as the press secretary just said! Now I’m pissed,” the agent wrote to a coworker.

Biden fractured his foot in November 2020 while playing with Major in Delaware. The then-president-elect said that he tugged the dog’s tail after a shower, then tripped on a rug. Yeah, who tugs on a dog's tail?

The Biden's, Psaki, the Secret Service -- liars all around.

“As Major came around the corner, he attacked me unprovoked, tearing the wool overcoat I was wearing that evening,” the agent wrote in a first-hand account two months later as he sought reimbursement. “This attack occurred through no fault of my own and I could not avoid this unusual circumstance due to the nature and requirements of my position.”

An unidentified Secret Service employee reprimanded the agent, writing, “Please submit with the language that has been approved by [the legal office]. Unless you dispute anything in the verbiage that was presented to you, there shouldn’t be a need to embellish with additional details that aren’t required for approval.”

Ultimately, the Biden's don't care a bit about Major, I'd wager, and the troublesome dog is probably minced into a can of wet cat food by now.

16 comments:

  1. The SS speaks of loyalty and integrity. They should do the right and honorable thing and dispatch the entire puddingcup lineage.

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  2. What? My dog bit someone? That's a first, he's never ever even some much as tried to bite someone. Of course that's what everyone says. Liars.

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  3. Who would pull a dog's tail? Some big guy who gets 10% and sniffs little children maybe, IDK?

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  4. After a lifetime of owning many German Shepherds , Dobermans , and Rotts I have learned to trust their judgement . They have an uncanny and very accurate assessment of character and also lack thereof . I would say Slo Joe should have changed out the secret service agents that Major bit . As is the case in most if not all government alphabet agencies the majority of them are reprobate and dysfunctional . But Old Joe ain't exactly holy , huh ? But Shepherds are loyal to their family .

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    1. My son in law owns a shepherd. It bit my wife and also my stepson's wife. As a utility worker for 40+ years I been bitten only once, by a German shepherd.

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    2. What a load of malarkey! Dogs that bark and gnash their teeth at people need to be put down.

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  5. SS agent: "Mr. President, I thought you said you dog did not bite," Joe says. "That is not my dog. it belongs to my son Hunter."

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  6. The SS think part of the job is to protect against reputation harm, so they will help cover up any wrongdoing.

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  7. Dogs don't lie...they are often a refection of their owner.

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  8. Major's lucky it was the Secret Service and not the ATF he bit.

    (He'd have to like his asshole for days to get the taste out of his mouth. What, do you think I'm suggesting an ATF agent would have shot him??)

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  9. Tugging on a dog's tail is just exactly the kind of sh*t show I would expect from someone with a history of addle-pated gaffes such as Joe's.

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  10. co workers family member was secret service detail for then VP Biden. when Dr Jill was out of town Joe would walk inside the VP residence naked.

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    1. He's under the delusion he's LBJ.

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  11. In many jurisdictions, after the 2nd biting incident the animal must be put down. This dog is obviously learned dangers behavior if he's bitten at least 8 times.

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  12. I've got as much respect for the SS as I do for the FBI. Fuck them. Too bad the dog didn't rip his face off. Anyone who defends the grifter in chief is just as guilty. Fuck all of em.

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