And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Glad there's no footage of the crazy shit-dance I did as a young navy pilot, strutting across the parking lot after work in my khakis, when a june bug got lodged between my eyeball and sun glasses.
I was cranking the landing gear on a trailer one morning at about 3:00 in a field next to one of the company terminals. No light, no breeze, light mist and no noise except my truck idling. Got the gear down and just as I finished got three quick pokes in the leg, just below the knee to just below the waist. About wound up on top of the trailer...but the dog just wanted a pat on the head.
guilty conscience
ReplyDeleteOr works with a "practical joker" that already got him once this week.
DeleteMatthew, that's what I was thinking.
DeleteBetter switch to decaffeinated.
ReplyDeleteI had to watch it a couple of time to see what happened...pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteGlad there's no footage of the crazy shit-dance I did as a young navy pilot, strutting across the parking lot after work in my khakis, when a june bug got lodged between my eyeball and sun glasses.
ReplyDeleteI've been that paranoid
ReplyDeleteI was cranking the landing gear on a trailer one morning at about 3:00 in a field next to one of the company terminals. No light, no breeze, light mist and no noise except my truck idling.
ReplyDeleteGot the gear down and just as I finished got three quick pokes in the leg, just below the knee to just below the waist.
About wound up on top of the trailer...but the dog just wanted a pat on the head.
Hahaha. Dogs 'll do that. Bet it was a Black Lab. They're good at sneaking up in the dark.
DeleteWellp... at least at the end there it seemed that he was laughing at the situation. So there's that...
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