Sunday, November 14, 2021

She's pleased with your list of assets

 


13 comments:

  1. Perhaps, but those assets won't last long.
    Just ask the last guy.

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    1. Who cares about the last guy?
      That strumpet looks downright appetizing, makeup, fishin' line, marbles, high maintenance and all.

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  2. She's more pleased with the list of your former assets.

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  3. Her hair looks like it's made of strands of Kastking premium monofilament line and her eyes by Moon Marbles Company in Bonner Springs, Kansas. Other than that I'd take her home to meet mom.

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  4. too much makeup fer me to ever have taken her home to meet mom.

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    1. It happens for the last 12 years my Mom's been dwelling in an urn on the mantlepiece, boron.

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  5. High maintenence and she knows it, will let you know when you fail to maintain her standards.

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    1. Maybe, but I'll guarantee you that her dance card is always full.
      That is one fine lookin' lady.

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  6. Eyes than color make me melt. I meet a woman like that and all I can do is stutter.

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  7. Looks good, but too expensive for me.

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  8. Kinda looks like Heather Locklear as a gingie.

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  9. With that haircut, she will fall victim to the first tiger that approaches from her left!

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  10. Oh, somehow, I think she'd EARN those assets she's a-covetin'...

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