Friday, November 12, 2021

She's assessing your net worth

 


15 comments:

  1. Her: "Are you sponge worthy?"

    You: "I'm more than sponge worthy!"

    Her: "Do you know how to work a mop wringer?"

    You: "Y-y-yeah."

    Her: "Get in the car."

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  2. too feral for me - get the impression she sharpens her nails

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  3. She can't be assessing my net worth or she would have looked away 30 seconds ago.

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  4. "Boom shaka laka, show me your portfolio." Ivanova (B5) did it best.

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  5. She has a Sondra Locke look about her that I find...disturbing.

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  6. Wallet scan. Some girls know what they're worth.

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  7. I see a slight imperfection in her uummm never mind.

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    1. Itchy trigger finger?
      Better git that ass out to the range pronto!

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  9. Fair enough. I'm appraising her assets too.

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  10. She is staring into my eyes, and without saying a word, all sorts of information is being conveyed. Oh wait, my eyes are dull, old, lifeless, saggy bags of unattractiveness, but I can dream.

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  11. Remember, some guy somewhere is tired of her shit.

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