Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
Yeah, a real asset to the gene pool, that one!
Yup, he gets the Charlie Chaplin award.
What a headache it is working on the deck
What a ultra maroon...
Hell he didn't cut it to break on a joist on either end.
At first he was thinking, 'That's smart!' but now he's thinking, 'That smarts!'