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What's the old joke? "Wow, the snow has been falling since early this morning - forecast is calling for 5" per hour and there's no sign of it letting up. The plows can't keep up with it. My wife's been standing at the window all morning moaning on and on about how bad it is outside. If it gets any worse, I might have to let her back in."
My thoughts..."How'd you like to see that(with the porch light on....) in the middle of the night?"