Talked to the daughter this evening who works there.
The latest perk they offer down there to get people to sign on is "paw-ternity." Time off to be with your pet. Paid time off. Cat sick? Paw-ternity. Dog hit by a car and at the vet? Paw-ternity.
Ruff.
I have no problem with private companies offering perks to employees. I'd likely buy a goldfish as an excuse to take a day off work. They just swim around a bowl until they die. You mourn them at the funeral and then buy another.
ReplyDeleteLL you forgot to mention Goldfish funerals are generally held in the flushatory
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