Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Nutty news from Silicon Valley

Talked to the daughter this evening who works there.

The latest perk they offer down there to get people to sign on is "paw-ternity."  Time off to be with your pet.  Paid time off.  Cat sick? Paw-ternity.   Dog hit by a car and at the vet?  Paw-ternity.

Ruff.


2 comments:

  1. I have no problem with private companies offering perks to employees. I'd likely buy a goldfish as an excuse to take a day off work. They just swim around a bowl until they die. You mourn them at the funeral and then buy another.

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    1. LL you forgot to mention Goldfish funerals are generally held in the flushatory

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