Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
I stole this for my own purposes which find this really amusing.
"Obvious Photoshop.The real ones are the same gray as lunar dust, which allows them to blend in and hide. The fact that you can rarely (i.e. never) see them proves their existence. One of the migratory flying ones is what really hit Apollo XIII en route, but NASA covered that up too." - every conspiracy lunatard ever
Lunar Tapirs are cool!