Sunday, July 7, 2019

This behavior doesn't sound like Texans

The woman warned the officer that the feral pig was still close by, officials said. It was growling just minutes before the officer arrived, she said, according to the release.

Just then, the hikers heard a sound, officials said. The officer asked whether that was the same sound that caused them to climb a tree, and both the man and the woman nodded, according to the release.

That's when the officer realized the sound the hikers believed to be a feral pig actually was cars crossing rumble strips on a nearby road, officials said.

7 comments:

  1. Probably because it is either a carpetbagger or an illegal, we have way more than we need of both.

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  2. what he said, real Texans hunt hogs with dogs and knives.

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  3. They're obviously going to need to add Rumble Strips to the old See & Say kid's toy repertoire (Cow goes "moo"; Rumble Strips go "RRRrrrr"; Duck goes "Quack, *BOOM* followed by airplane dive and crash sounds; etc.).

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  4. Probably immigrants from California. ;-)

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  5. Sounds like Californians to me.

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  6. I'm guessing that we'll find out alcohol or drugs were involved.

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  7. It's a common mistake. There are a lot of blue-county tranplants from out-of-state and outer space that think a new home and a Houston Astros t-shirt makes them a Texan.

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