Thursday, February 22, 2018

Science, know it!


  1. the density of morons in north america causes a small amount of drag on the earths spin.over time the gravity gradient vector of this drag has caused the very densest of available morons to slew across the continent in an anti-spin-ward direction. in as much as morons are too dense to float, they tend to gather at the western most edge of the continent.
    this is why(forgive the pun)the density of morons along the west coast of the north american continent is so high.

    1. Heh. I love it when science makes things so simple.

  2. Another little-known fact: Pelosium is a strong money attractant and so is in constant catalyzation, as exemplified by the fact that Pelosi tripled her net worth to over $100 Million, even though there was a financial crisis!