Thursday, September 19, 2024

Wow

 


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  1. WoW indeed. Didn't break that windshield.

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  2. That last buck busted his balls on the fender. No wonder he's buckin' like a bronco.

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  3. No cars.Let’s stand quietly in the woods.

    No cars. Let’s stand quietly in the woods.

    OMG cars! Everyone panic and run out in front of them!

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  4. ^ No kidding.

    Had something similar happen once, wherein all of the deer except a young buck managed to avoid the soft top HMMWV in which I was riding. That guy was able to hit the cross bar in the rear canvas door - essentially the only metal in an entire fabric frame- square between the eyes and at speed, breaking his neck while getting tangled in canvas.
    > My driver (looking at the fella bleating his last): What do we do? What do we do?!?
    > Son, *WE* don't do anything. *I* get on the radio with HQ and explain we'll be late and get other things moving. *YOU* get the mattock handle out of the pioneer tool set under the truck and finish him off.
    > eyeswide.exe

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  5. "yeah, I'm gonna need your dashcam footage for my insurance company"

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  6. If that driver had stayed in his lane, instead of trying to dodge them, his car wouldn't be damaged as badly. They generally travel in groups, dodging what you see is not useful in most cases. That deer probably has internal injuries now.

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    1. I told my wife, never dodge them. They think you're trying to get them so they might change direction at the last second. We were talking mostly about squirrels but I think that tracks with most wildlife.
      All I know is that she nailed more squirrels than I did.

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  7. Having lived in SE Pennsylvania for quite a while, I believe that the annual reported car - deer collisions numbered around 46,000 per year in PA alone!!!

    In my 20 years there, I had one collision while I was only doing less than 30 MPH. It was in my BMW 330, and it cost the insurance company over $6,000 for repairs.

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    1. PA is one of the top 4 states for the number of resident deer hunters.

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  8. Old man can't fly like he used to.

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