Saturday, January 7, 2023

She's not happy


 

26 comments:

  1. Even at my age, it is a mystery how a woman can walk in heels like those!

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    1. As per the miss, helps when they weigh light as a feather. She gained a noticeable amount of weight over the years and lost it all and then even more back to her high school weight. First thing she noticed was how easy it was to walk in heels again.

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  2. Would this be referred to as a woman deflowering a bouquet?

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  3. She'll do him again once she gets that out of her system.

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  4. Whatever the flowers cost, tell the guy that it was worth it, just to find this out.

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  5. Just another psycho b*tch, with a future that will include a lot of empty wine boxes, and a house full of cats.
    a man had best find out about that personality flaw early on, before it involves alimony payments.

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    1. This is why they offer delivery. Never, ever deliver in person!
      Bubbarust

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  6. Yessir, that one is crazier than a shithouse rat.

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  7. They're all crazy, some just hide it better than others, and some, like this one, fully embrace it!

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  8. Sheesh! 5 minutes late but I sent her flowers?

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  9. So I suppose a BJ is out of the question....

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  10. I suspect carnations…google it.

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  11. Her mood looks like a "John" stiffed her and then stiffed her.

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  12. I found out to late..

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  13. There's just no pleasin' some women folk.

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  14. Wish I had the power to cause that.

    Bear Claw

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  15. just possibly the wrong name on the card?

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  16. Someone should just tell her to calm down. That ALWAYS works.

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  17. I'd be pissed to if I had to wear go-go boots.

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  18. I was waiting for a train once in Germany, many years ago, in the early morning, after a full night out. . . There was an older gentleman waiting for the train also, carrying a big bouquet of flowers. He gave me a little smile and a wink, and said:
    "Drachenfutter" = "Dragon fodder", which is what you bring home to the missus after a night out with the boys, playing cards and drinking and smoking and getting up to mischief. I smiled back at him and thought, "Damn, that book on German slang sure comes in handy sometimes!" - Is the little lady rejecting her fodder. . . ?

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  19. You're all wrong. She just found out Star Trek has been cancelled, after "auditioning" for the Captain's Yeoman part.

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  20. Now, what did Jordan Peterson say that got him into all this trouble?

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