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If I ate something like this I'd be confined to the bathroom for 3 days and my area would have a month long Covid-style Charmin shortage.
That whole pan needs to be grabbed solidly and swooshed like those fancy cooks do, and turn the whole mess upside down in mid air into the pan, then let it cook them eggs for about 2 more mins. Runny assed eggs turn my stomach just thinking about em. After that you need to get out of the way as daddy goes to work on that masterpiece.
What is it with you people. Those eggs are not to be eaten until they are liberally dusted with black pepper. Also a little bell pepper if you please.