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this isn't true. i tried cutting the cheese for a girl and the results were not what i anticipated.
Perhaps a less 'aromatic' cheese was in order?
this reminds me of when i was young and we were out riding our HD's. it was a common phrase to say we were 'in the wind'. i used to call my friends and tell them "I'm gonna go break wind for a couple hours. wanna come along?". i got turned down a lot. i think i'm beginning to understand why....