And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thursday, May 10, 2018
When I die and go to heaven, I'm eating this every morning there.
An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"
The eggs, hash browns, toast and ham or sausage would fill me up. I'd have to have more coffee though. Use to be I would have to have a few more eggs with it. But I left my teens 50+ years ago.
Well...except for the roasted tomatoes. Not my favorite.
ReplyDeleteSoak 'em in the egg yolk - Mmmmm!
DeleteI hate to tell ya, but I think we revert to vegetarianism there, like Adam and Eve. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love it all, and maybe a bit of hot yellow mustard on the side to dip my sausages in?
ReplyDeleteAn elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
ReplyDeleteSt. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not worry about their health. The husband especially began partaking of the pastries and deserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt to be there.
However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband sneered, "If it weren't for you and your oat bran muffins & healthy food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"
eat this for breakfast every day and you too will get there early
DeleteSame Breakfast I had at the Farmers Inn in Warminster. Damn it was good!
ReplyDeleteThe eggs, hash browns, toast and ham or sausage would fill me up. I'd have to have more coffee though. Use to be I would have to have a few more eggs with it. But I left my teens 50+ years ago.
ReplyDeleteSince this is Heaven, Whisky before breakfast!
ReplyDeleteAnd make it a double!
DeleteThat was my breakfast on St. Patrick's day. Still full.
ReplyDeleteOne look at that picture and my heart skipped a beat! (Probably from my already clogged arteries)
ReplyDeletePreach it, brother. I actually let out a little involuntary sigh. Dream breakfast.
Deletei question the lack of a pint of rum next to the coffee
ReplyDeleteLooks pretty darn tasty!
ReplyDeleteUmmm. Pass the gravy, please.
ReplyDeleteFor everyone that trashes British food. THAT is a "traditional" British breakfast. --Ray
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