Monday, June 23, 2025

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

 


The Hungarians must have been some big dudes back in the day

13 comments:

  1. If there really was a dude who could lift and swing that thing, I certainly would not want face him on the battlefield with a sword of my own.

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  2. Give him the first swing. Duck under. Poke him 6 times as he tries to get back on offense.

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  3. They were museum pieces back then.

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  4. What goes around comes around. These old big cutlery instruments are like 21st century Cadillac Escalades, Chevy Tahoes and GMC Yukons. Mega penis substitutes for low self-esteem, insecure dudes.

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    1. So says the guy jealous of his pals driving Escalades, Tahoes and Yukons.

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  5. Wall hangers.
    Never carried, never worn, never swung in anger nor earnest.
    To 100% certainty.

    But pretty.

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    1. Wrong. Those are known as a Lancet. Used to Dismount/Gut Cavalry Troops. You don't Swing it, but Aim and Upthrust at the Rider.

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  6. Mostly for showing off. Those tire you out rather fast, no shield either cause those are full to handers.

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  7. Her eyes say, "Those are big."

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  8. ... there were giants in those days ...

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  9. Those look like great swords, designed to be 2 handed and thrusted between the guys in the front row of the shield wall.

    Exile1981

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