And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I shredded a bunch of papers once, the shredded paperwork took a LOT of volume. This set up could fill that bucket before you got back to it. Set it up over a trash can with a big bag in it!
Yeah, with a needle-nose pliers and something small, narrow and sharp. Got a daughter that runs EVERYTHING though my machine and I have to fix the d***ed thing!
A young engineer, working late in a deserted office, is just leaving as he walks by the copy room and sees the President, standing in front of the shredder with a confused look on his face. "I don't know how to operate these damn things," he says, clutching some papers with important-looking seals and signatures on them.
The engineer walks over, turns the machine on. "It's pretty simple," he tells the President, "just feed them in right here," and he points to the slot. "Great!" says the President, as he feeds in the papers, then he claps his hands together and rubs them enthusiastically. "Now...I just need 3 copies."
That was the day the engineer learned an important lesson on making assumptions about people in authority.
Years ago I went out with a girl nicknamed "The shredder", so I find this somehow sexually arousing.
ReplyDeleteI shredded a bunch of papers once, the shredded paperwork took a LOT of volume. This set up could fill that bucket before you got back to it.
ReplyDeleteSet it up over a trash can with a big bag in it!
Until the tape balls up in the cutters then someone, usually me, has to fix it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, with a needle-nose pliers and something small, narrow and sharp.
DeleteGot a daughter that runs EVERYTHING though my machine and I have to fix the d***ed thing!
No sale
ReplyDeleteWhat are those, ballots?
ReplyDeleteA young engineer, working late in a deserted office, is just leaving as he walks by the copy room and sees the President, standing in front of the shredder with a confused look on his face. "I don't know how to operate these damn things," he says, clutching some papers with important-looking seals and signatures on them.
The engineer walks over, turns the machine on. "It's pretty simple," he tells the President, "just feed them in right here," and he points to the slot. "Great!" says the President, as he feeds in the papers, then he claps his hands together and rubs them enthusiastically. "Now...I just need 3 copies."
That was the day the engineer learned an important lesson on making assumptions about people in authority.
Good one! lol
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