Saturday, August 10, 2019

Chicks dig a man in armor


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  1. She's smiling cause she's wearing a Kevlar chastity belt that'll deflect his Jousting Lance.

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    1. Nope, his cod piece will be flipped up and a knob will be polished in short order.

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  2. If that armor thing really works, I'll shine mine up.

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    1. Yes. Yes it does work. Surprisingly so. Even amongst more-mainstream liberal chicks. And middle age divorcees.

      Seen it, been propositioned while standing in front of my wife, scored major points for good shield work on deflecting the proposition while standing in front of my wife... :)

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  3. Except at 2am when he's stumbling around trying to get out of the stuff to go to bed.

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  4. I think she looks more amused, than anything else.

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  5. looks like i need to get out the 'ol Wizard of OZ tin man suit and take it for a spin.

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  6. Slavic (Russian?) chick? That looks like Cyrillic lettering on the bench. The backwards "R", which is the sound "yah" in Russian, the "m", which is a t when Russian is written in cursive, but a normal M sound when printed, are dead giveaways, IIRC.

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  7. She's just giggling at your cuirasse.

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