Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
I swear that dog is saying something to the kid.
It's a good thing for the kid that there is no dog-to-human translation or he'd learn new words.
I remember something similar way back when only it was Elizabeth Arden lipstick, color Red Door Red, and there was no dog. What a chore to clean it off - ugg
I still have the coffee table my son used to practice writing his name on with a permanent marker.... His names are still there.