I got news for Jose. We are all hip to the transparent excuse that your accidental discharge while fooling with your gun wasn't the result of an attempt at cleaning it.
We who have cleaned countless guns over the years know what you did. Sorry about the finger, but hey, with all the 'roids you took during those seventeen years in baseball, maybe it will grow back!
Mr. Canseco reflects sadly on the needless loss of a useful digit.