Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Genius Jose Canseco blows off his own middle finger while "cleaning" his gun

We who have cleaned countless guns over the years know what you did.  Sorry about the finger, but hey, with all the 'roids you took during those seventeen years in baseball, maybe it will grow back!

Mr. Canseco reflects sadly on the needless loss of a useful digit.

1 comment:

  1. I can't count the number of times people have asked me if this gun or that gun is loaded. I ALWAYS say yes. Every gun I own is loaded. I'd say 'take it to the bank' but no. Don't do that. All of my loaded guns may have no bullets in them. In the 90's I used to go around and visit some of my mobile units and everywhere I went I used to smell cordite. Yes, they said, it was an accidental discharge. It was funny until we had a few negligent 50 cal discharges that took lives.