Exhausted from a long and grueling schedule of fund raising, Captain Lazy Pants schedules the family for a 17 day vacation in Hawaii.

Enjoy a bit of snark about that Hawaii sojourn.

After all, it will wear a guy out slandering us by calling Americans lazy to their face.

So much work has been done since that 11 day vacation to Martha's Vineyard in August.

That vacation was just after the country's credit was downgraded, and Captain Lazy Pants said that there was a "new sense of urgency" about creating jobs and solving the financial crisis.  Which would happen, of course, right after that relaxing trip out to the liberal valhalla, Martha's Vineyard.

Not to mention Michelle's multitude of vacations on the taxpayer's backs, along with her whole squirming extended family.

Parasites.