Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Need a job?  Do you want adventurous work outside a stuffy office?  Great weather nearly all year ( except for those pesky hurricanes)? The state of Florida is hiring alligator trappers, due to the explosion in the gator population.

Heck, if I was a in my 20's, and looking for something to do to make my resume interesting, I think I'd give this one a serious thought. 

You're at a bar or gym, a hot chick comes over and says, "hey big boy, what do you do for a living?"  You know you'd get the date if you could say that you were an alligator hunter.  Preferably with an Australian accent.

Come and get me, big boy!  I'm hungry!

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