And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Friday, July 11, 2025
You hear a noise. Crawl out of the tent and flick on the flash light and see this.
When I camped out on the ranch. a loaded shotgun was always included. we didn't have tiger or bear problems. But the threat of illegal alien foot traffic was (and still is) there. Carrying was just a precaution - we never had any face to face problems with them.
You might think it's funny but I've been telling people for years that the number of irresponsible people in the USA keeping tigers is an exact formula for an accidental invasive tiger population.
In that event, spin quickly, and hope to hit Tony square in the eyes with the streaming squirt of effluvia issuing forth from your nethers like a rocket launch.
If that works, you might have a bare chance to escape.
How Da Fuq did I get transported here from Texas?
ReplyDeleteHope you brought your. 44 Magnum.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Bill Cosby, first you say it, then you do it.
ReplyDeleteIt's not room service ...
ReplyDeleteWhen I camped out on the ranch. a loaded shotgun was always included. we didn't have tiger or bear problems. But the threat of illegal alien foot traffic was (and still is) there. Carrying was just a precaution - we never had any face to face problems with them.
You might think it's funny but I've been telling people for years that the number of irresponsible people in the USA keeping tigers is an exact formula for an accidental invasive tiger population.
ReplyDeleteIf we could introduce them to Detroit, Frisco, D.C., and South Central L.A., it would be a feature, not a bug.
DeleteAnd the pay-per-view televised broadcasts would pay for the containment fencing. ;)
In that event, spin quickly, and hope to hit Tony square in the eyes with the streaming squirt of effluvia issuing forth from your nethers like a rocket launch.
ReplyDeleteIf that works, you might have a bare chance to escape.