The story is that this guy got all messed up on his favorite adult beverage, got in his truck, and promptly slammed into this light pole on his way to another bar. Given that what he was driving was RAM TOUGH, he simply sheared the pole off at the base while the steel bumper wrapped around it and pinched it securely to the front of the truck. Then, apparently unaware of all this, the guy drove another two and a half miles to the next bar, parked and stumbled in. The truck ran perfectly.
Back at the impound yard, it took multiple tugs with a backhoe to get the pole loose.
Now that’s driving while intoxicated!
ReplyDeleteSki trip many moons ago- a fellow skier got plastered on the bus trip home. Him and his buddy got into his dodge pickup in the parking lot, bunch of other people started yelling at him and running towards him. He throws it in gear, punches it and slams into a light pole 3 feet in front of him. Drove 10 miles home.
ReplyDeleteIt's good that the light was stuck on green or he'd still be sitting out there waiting for it to change-
ReplyDeletehow would he know if the lights weren't on?
ReplyDeleteToo much RAM
ReplyDeleteNot enough DODGE
Whatchabet the critter didn't run AFTER the pole was, ah...teased out from the bumper?
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