Saturday, June 28, 2025

 



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12 comments:

  1. Hell, lob some potatoes , make it count son.

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    1. A potato can bash in somebody's head from one of these things.

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    2. Build a potato cannon, all you need is some PVC tubing.

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    3. Tater cannons are fun we used a big wad of compacted paper balls wrapped in tape. Gave mine up when I found out that they are considered a p!pe b0mb.FTATF

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  2. After our last water balloon fight with 200 balloons there won't be anymore balloons in my yard. I'm still picking up the pieces. I guess I could shoot them at the neighbors down the street.

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  3. I noticed some egg shells on a wall a few years ago and then random egg and shells in the streets around my house. All the streaks pointed to one big house a block away. I would bet something like this was used.

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  4. On senior skip day, Sumdood fired a few of these water balloons at 2 teachers & 1 AP from 2 parking lots away. Managed 4 rounds in 15 seconds, scored 2 hits & 2 splashes. Got away clean, and no one squealed. Graduated 3 days later.

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  5. You'll put yer eye out, kid.

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  6. In my misspent youth, I belonged to a caving club. We would make these out of surgical tubing and a funnel, thus the name "funnelator". One of the main attractions at a gathering of caving clubs were the funnelator wars. You'd have 5 or 6 teams shooting at each other. It was best to stay alert for incoming ballons as they would hurt. Smart people stayed back a ways.

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  7. If you Quik-Clamp a couple of 6'-8' pieces of black pipe to the handlebars of an old metal playground merry-go-round, and drill a couple of end caps to install eyebolts, then attach them to the poles, you have anchor points for a water balloon mortar with a 360° arc of fire.

    Just saying.

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  8. That's what we homebuilt in the 70's and mounted inside a VW bus to create a door gunner for drive by pranks... we were wholesome kids

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