And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
When very young and drunk I jumped over a cyclone fence and caught myself . Did a beautiful job of scoring a shallow furrow but did not open the sack. Blead. A lot.
Arrived at the emergency with my coat held in front of me. The ladies were dismissive. I pulled the coat away. Hand to gasping mouths.
You know the twisted pairs of wire lining the top of a chain link fence? Knew a girl that tried jumping over a fence like that when she was a pre-teen. Impaled herself. Her mom told me that the doc said that she came close to ruining her ability to have children. Seeing her scar was similar to seeing that fence photo above.
Yowza!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is it?
ReplyDeletea bag with two stones in it
ReplyDeleteDeer nut sack.
ReplyDeleteWhen very young and drunk I jumped over a cyclone fence and caught myself . Did a beautiful job of scoring a shallow furrow but did not open the sack. Blead. A lot.
ReplyDeleteArrived at the emergency with my coat held in front of me. The ladies were dismissive. I pulled the coat away. Hand to gasping mouths.
Look at the bright side, without the weight and drag, he should clear the next one no problem.
ReplyDeleteand next year he won't have to worry about that bothersome headgear either.
Deletewhen I was a kid I learned to duck under electric fences, rather than step over them.
ReplyDeletebetter to get shocked on your back than to get zapped in the family jewels
Best use of TruckNutz I've seen.
ReplyDeleteBetter than a "No Trespassing" sign too.
You know the twisted pairs of wire lining the top of a chain link fence?
ReplyDeleteKnew a girl that tried jumping over a fence like that when she was a pre-teen. Impaled herself.
Her mom told me that the doc said that she came close to ruining her ability to have children. Seeing her scar was similar to seeing that fence photo above.