Thursday, March 12, 2020

Heh



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  1. But the tempation to do it more than once will always itch at the back of the brain:

    "As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man- There are only
    four things certain since Social Progress began:-
    That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,

    And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wobbling back to the Fire;"

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  2. Reminds me of back in the 50's sneaking a generous glob of Absorbine into a fellow high school football teammate's jockstrap for a hoot.

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  3. An old cowboy joke comes to mind. Two cowboys were sitting sitting by a campfire.
    One of them sticks his finger in a cow pie and starts rubbing the crap on his
    lips. The other cowboy asked what the hell are you doing? I got chapped lips.
    That is not going do anything for chapped lips. The first cowboy said I know,
    but it will damn sure stop you from licking your lips!

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