Sunday, December 31, 2017

Hey kids! It's finger licking good!


  1. KFP?

    What do that mean?

    1. It references the horrifying little critter introduced in the latest Star Wars movie, mainly, I believe, to sell dolls to kids. Like Jar Jar Binks, they are an abomination.

      Porgs are a sea bird species native to the planet Ahch-To, where Jedi Master Luke Skywalker made his exile in the years following the victory over the Galactic Empire. They are seen in Star Wars: The Last Jedi and are known for how insanely cute they are. The creature, who dwelled on the cliffs of the island where Skywalker lived, could build nests and fly. Male porgs were known to be slightly bigger in size than females. Baby porgs were called porglets. A flock of porgs was known as a murder . During Star Wars: The Last Jedi one porg found its way aboard the Millenium Falcon with Chewbacca.

  2. Kentucky Fried Poontang.