Thursday, December 28, 2017

A Chick On A First Date Gets Drunk, Goes Wild, And Destroys Her Date's Fine Art, Including Two Warhol Paintings.

Prosecutors said in court Wednesday that Lindy Lou Layman, a 29-year-old Dallas court reporter, was on the date with attorney Anthony Buzbee on Dec. 23 when she allegedly went on her drunken destructive spree, according to KHOU.

Buzbee told police that Lindy Lou became intoxicated, hid from him inside his own $14 million mansion, and, when he tried twice to get her an Uber ride home, started attacking his art.  Apparently, she hates art with the heat of a thousand suns.  I estimate Lindy Lou has seen her last business as a court reporter from the local attorney community.
But other than that, she seems nice.  


Rule No 1: Never date crazy.

Court records show that she was charged with felony criminal mischief after allegedly tearing three paintings off the wall, pouring an unidentified liquid on them, and destroying two abstract sculptures by "throwing them across the room."  I wonder if she was shouting "I hate attorneys, I hate you and I hate Andy Warhol" as she was doing that? 

 The prosecutors said two of the paintings were original Warhols valued at $500,000 apiece. The sculptures were worth $20,000 each.

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9 comments:

  1. ArthurDecember 28, 2017 at 4:35 PM

    He should have checked for possible drug interactions *before* he slipped her the roofies.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 28, 2017 at 4:44 PM

    #1 rule as explained to me by a sage old nurse....never date anyone that you work with!!!
    #2 rule if they look like they smoke meth, then they smoke meth.

    Steve

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  3. LLDecember 28, 2017 at 5:17 PM

    I have met Anthony Buzbee several times, and he's that rich. He was the Trump chairman for Texas. Interesting guy. Apparently no taste in women. He's been divorced more than once and hands out big cash settlements.

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  4. Gorges SmytheDecember 28, 2017 at 6:21 PM

    Well, I wouldn't call Warhol "fine art," but you know what they say about opinions.

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  5. Brad PercellDecember 28, 2017 at 7:04 PM

    Just a quick glance at her indicates some form of obsession with (not-so-good)plastic surgery. And if that alone doesn't clearly indicate several types of serious mental disorders, nothing else really does. Whacko-deluxe!

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  6. Regnad KcinDecember 29, 2017 at 11:01 AM

    Now, there's five miles of bad road.....

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  7. AnonymousDecember 29, 2017 at 4:11 PM

    I guess even multi-millionaires get desperate sometimes. Us poor guys rely on the internet instead.

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  8. LBDDecember 31, 2017 at 11:57 PM

    Since her abnormality is, literally, written all over her face, I have to conclude that the attorney has serious drug or alcohol problems. If he’s smart enough to be a prominent lawyer and he ignored the warning signs, he is deeply impaired.

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  9. capt fastJanuary 2, 2018 at 10:20 PM

    somehow, i just don't know why; i just do not feel anything approaching pity or empathy for the lawyer's financial loss. homeowners insurance will no doubt pay for the losses. the young woman will no doubt be shafted by the the insurance companies to recoup their losses, as is right and just. I do not feel any pity or empathy for her either. i would guess that i just don't give a shit about Texas lawyers and those they run with.

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